Healthy Jokes**Dr Rekha

Boy: I've just had the most awful time. First I got angina pectoris, and then I got arteriosclerosis. Just as I was recovering, I got psoriasis. They gave me hypodermics and it was followed by appendectomy.
Friend: How did you pull through?
Boy: I don't know. Toughest spelling test ever!

During their silver anniversary, a wife reminded her husband: "Do you remember when you proposed to me, i was so overwhelmed that I didn't talk for an hour?" The hubby replied: "Yes, honey, that was the happiest hour of my life.

Did you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a manic

Santa goes to the office with one black shoe and one white shoe. His boss starts to yell at him.” You are ruining the office reputation, go home and change you shoes.” Santa goes home and comes back after a while. “Boss, I have a problem, the other pair of shoe at home are black and white, too.”

Lawyer: I have some good news and some bad news.
Clint: well, give me the bad news first.
Lawyer: The bad news is that the DNA tests showed that your blood they found all over the crime scene.
Clint: Oh no! I’m ruined! What’s the good news?
Lawyer: The good news is your cholesterol is down to 130!

A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asked, “You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?” “Why?” “Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.”

A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn’t help. On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn’t do any good. On his third visit the doctor told the man, “Go home and take a hot bath. As soon as you finish bathing thro open all the windows and stand in the draft.” “But doc,” protested the patient, “if I do that, I will get pneumonia.” “I know.” Said the doctor, “I can cure pneumonia.

Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine women and song, will I live longer?
Doctor: Not really, but it will just seem longer.

Fist Soldier: What made you go into the army?
Second soldier: I had no wife and I loved war. What about you?
First soldier: Well, I had a wife and loved peace.

A couple goes to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and asks if he’s getting sentimental because they’re celebrating 50 wonderful years together. He replies, “No, I was thinking about the time before we got married. Your father threatened me with a shotgun and said he’d have me thrown in jail for 50 yrs if I didn’t marry you. Tomorrow I would’ve been a free man!”