Dr
Rekha
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a field. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that farmer is just standing there, doing nothing. The man gets out the car and asks him, "Excuse me mister, but what are you doing?"
The farmer replies, “I am trying to win a Nobel Prize."
"How?" asks the man, puzzled.
"Well, I heard they give the Nobel Prize ... to people who are out standing in their field."
A farmer's son was returning from the market with a crate of chickens when all of sudden the box fell and broke open. Chickens scurried off in different directions, but the determined boy walked all over the neighborhood scooping up the wayward birds. Hoping he had found them all, the boy reluctantly returned home, expecting the worst. "Pa, the chickens got loose," the boy confessed sadly, "but I managed to find all twelve of them." "Well, you did great, son," the farmer beamed. "You left with seven."
