An airliner was having engine trouble, and the piolet instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing. A few minutes later, the piolet asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready. "All set back here, Captain," was the reply, "expect one lawyer who is still going around passing out business cards."
Person 1: I'm beginning to think that my lawyer is too interested in making money.
Person 2: Why do you say that?
Person 1: Listen to this form his bill. For waking up at night and thinking about your case: Rs 500